billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

hughvaljean:

how do you measure a year?

  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • in cups of coffee
  • and
  • um
  • in cups of coffee
  • 525,600 cups of coffee

worthless-buddhahead:

Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

kaseysellingseashells:

queerwashing:

if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

“People seem to think embracing life means to jump off cliffs and kiss strangers. Maybe it’s just slowly learning to love yourself.”

(via taurielsilvan)

claireayoublaughingatthings:

ucblove:

Nicole doing good work.

Nicole Byer — sunshine in our lives <3 

spookywands:

watching gilmore girls always makes me happy. I wish my life was narrated by ladies singing “la la la la la la la…”

mcfrenchfries:

Gilmore Girls is such a good show to watch in the fall like the whole show just feels like sitting in a forest of autumn leaves and drinking hot coffee

BJs